High School Homecoming

Just needed to stop by and let everyone know that MUMS ARE STOOPID.

I mean, I'm okay with homecoming, its fun. I understand the need to add some festivities above and beyond the normal. But seriously folks, huge, really expensive flowers and ribbons to wear for a few hours? O and then lets hang them on our walls to remember the date that we don't even talk to anymore.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Weddings and football

Just about everybody knows that this is opening weekend for college football. I have a chance to watch both of my favorite college teams play this Saturday. But what do I have to do? Go to a stinkin' wedding. Crap.

Don't get me wrong. Weddings are important. I'm all for families. But what kind of an idiot would get married on the opening day of college football season? This guy needs his man card revoked. The only redeeming thing is knowing that for the rest of his life, he doesn't get to watch opening weekend because he'll be too busy celebrating his anniversary. Ha. Serves him right.